(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.
"It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.”
Oh, Augustus. You and your metaphors.
To fight ice with fire is reckless.
make me choose
↳ anonymous asked: mary or
You’re so negative Sam like damn
currently rewatching “Hat Trick” instead of doing my huge ass paper deadline because reasons
Happy 43rd birthday, David! (April 18th, 1971)